If you're new to my page first off welcome. Thanks for listening. Hope you find this story amusing.
Meet Josephina, my roommate's baby. Yes I have corrupted her and now she loves Superman too. Every time she sees that S she screams "SOUPMAN!!" Over the past few weeks she has discovered my extensive collection of Superman cartoons and television shows in my room. When I come home she will be on the couch in the living room watching Pocoyo, sees me, grabs my finger and say "AJ come on. . . Soupman." and she starts leading me upstairs to my room to watch Superman cartoons.
What usually happens is we start watching and I fall asleep for about 20 min and every single time I wake up she's still there. She doesn't move. She has never moved. That is until the other day when I woke up and saw she wasn't there. I flipped out thinking "OH MY GOD!!! WHERE THE HELL IS SHE? HER MOM IS GOING TO SLICE ME IN 2 WITH A BREAD-KNIFE!"
So I check her brother's room, bathroom, her parents room, the downstairs and nothing. Then I saw her in her sisters room. "Oh thank all holy things she's okay and I'm not going to die." As I approach her I see the Sharpie in her hand and the results of her artistic endeavor all over her leg and the closet door. The look on her mom's face said it all "AJ I'm going to cut you in your sleep."
It's true what they say. You can't leave them alone for a minuet.