HAHA Made ya Look!!!

I just came across the best article ever via the Huffington Post about 5 NEW uses for beer. . . I think I'm going to cry.

Wash Your Hair With Beer. Want to make your hair shinier and have more volume? Skip the hair conditioner and break out the bottle of beer! Scientifically speaking, beer is good for your hair because it has protein that strengthens your hair. Not only that, but it has a low pH and is a mild astringent to help keep your hair clean. And no, you won't smell like a frat party.

Sleep Aid. Beer can help you get a good night's sleep -- and you don't even have to drink it. When you are washing your sheets and pillowcases, pour some beer into the washer. Apparently there's something about the smell of beer that works as a sedative.

Slugicide.Save this tip for the coming spring. If your garden is under attack from slugs and snails, just pour beer into a shallow dish and leave it out overnight. For whatever reason, they are attracted to beer. Let's just say they won't be a problem come morning.

Revive Your Wooden Furniture. This is a great way to use those half full, flat bottles of beer you always wind up having after a party. It turns out that flat beer does a great job of restoring the shine to wooden furniture. Wait till the beer is absolutely flat and use just enough to moisten a towel. After you wipe down your furniture, it'll return to its original fresh color.

Metal Polisher.
When your kitchenware, faucets or other metal around the house is looking a little dull, you can polish it with beer! The amber brew is mildly acidic, which helps remove tarnish. Just pour a little beer on a cleaning rag and polish away.

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After reading this magnificent piece of work I thought I'd add my own uses of beer to the list:

The superhuman power of invulnerability.  Weather you trip, hit your head, get in a fight, attempt to fly or in my uncle's case, get hit by a car, beer can give you the power of invulnerability. . . mind you you'll feel it the next day but still it's cool to feel like Superman just for a few hours.

The ability to see one's inner beauty.  The great thing about beer goggles is you can see another's true inner beauty and look past the superficial. 

It's the ultimate truth serum.  Dude forget Sodium Pentothal, just get someone blasted if you want the truth from them.  Then, if you don't like what you hear, just throw them in front of a car. . . You know they won't feel a thing.

It's great for the economic world of low level Mexican fast food places.  You know what I'm talking about, those places with "-ibertos" at the end of the name.  You can't tell me you'd eat that s#!t sober.

Got any more you'd like to add to the list?  Add it below.